Creeping Menace Radio

"I KNOW WHO KILLED ME" Audio Commentary

Sat, 24 May 2008 20:08:00 -0800

Join Jose, Jessica, and Jorge as they sit through the Lindsay Lohan thriller about identical twin strippers and provide colorful commentary throughout!* *Please Note: You do not have to own the movie to enjoy the commentary.

Episode 23: Creeping Menace UNPLUGGED!

Sun, 04 May 2008 01:15:00 -0800

Jose and Jorge decide to kick back and just talk about a whole bunch of random crap. This freestyle episode tackles everything from "DAWSON'S CREEK", Top 5 Horror Directors, "LOST", "YU-GI-OH", high school memories, and Jorge's stint as a Sex. Ed. teacher at Hogwarts! Let us know what you thought, so send us questions, comments, or suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 22: Terrifying Pinky Violence- Lynch Law Podcast

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:30:00 -0800

Jose and Jorge discuss four films in the infamously gratuitous Pinky Violence genre, which deal mainly with heavily tattooed and naked Japanese girl gangs! First up is: "DELINQUENT GIRL BOSS: WORTHLESS TO CONFESS"! Then: "CRIMINAL WOMAN: KILLING MELODY" Followed by: "GIRL BOSS GUERILLA" And they finish up with the bizarre: "TERRIFYING GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL: LYNCH LAW CLASSROOM". Plus we reveal a special project that has been in the works for quite a while, our new obscure movie review site: STRICTLYSPLATTER.COM Send us questions, comments, or suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 21: An Interview with Mike Mendez, Horror Director Extraordinaire!

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:13:00 -0800

Jose sits down with Mike Mendez, the man behind such recent horror classics as the nuns-gone-wild "THE CONVENT" with the excellent Adrien Barbeau, and the pissed-off-ghost movie "THE GRAVEDANCERS" starring Prisonbreak's Dominic Purcell! We discuss everything from his early backyard films to his horror toy collection. We also find out what the Sundance Film Festival is really like, and unravel the controversy behind the Masters Of Horror series! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Mike is encapsulated here! Send us questions, comments, and suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 20: The Evil Grave of Guru The Megacon Monk

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:15:00 -0800

WELCOME MEGACON FANS! On this episode, Jose and Jorge discuss recent horror news bites, relive Megacon memories, and re-enact the backalley neuturing of Jorge's cat! Also, Cinema Dave reviews the book "THE MAKING OF FRIDAY THE 13TH", Chris gives us a nerd's eye-view review of Megacon '08, and we answer a couple of fan questions! Plus Reviews for: - The boring satan potboiler "PRIME EVIL"! - The sweaty killings of "DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE"! - The unique vampire film "GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE"! - The extremely dull Boris Karloff swan song "HOUSE OF EVIL"! - The low-budget period piece "GURU, THE MAD MONK"! Send us questions, comments, and suggestions: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 19: Sweeney's Hatchet: A Musical Episode

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:42:00 -0800

OH YES, THERE WILL BE SINGING!!! First, Jessica rolls out some new-to-dvd releases with her "DAMSEL IN DV DISTRESS" segment. Then, Stephanie and Johnny join the group to review: - the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp musical "SWEENEY TODD"! - the over-hyped slasher "HATCHET"! - the hidden horror gem "SEVERANCE"! -and last, but not least, jigsaw's triumphant return in "SAW 4"! Then Chris shows up for his first ever TECH SEGMENT, detailing the ins and outs of the "Insignia mp3 player". And to wrap things up, the crew answers a rather intimate fan question. PS: What was up with that, Pandagirl 12? Send us questions, comments, and suggestions: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 18: Cutie School She-Freak!

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:59:00 -0800

Jose is joined by Chris Smith again and they review an eclectic quartet of films: -SHE FREAK, the David Friedman 70s classic about circus freaks. -FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, the Rodriguez/Tarantino vampire epic. -CUTIE HONEY, the live-action adaptation of the popular Go Nagai manga/anime. And last but certainly not least, -SCHOOL OF THE HOLY BEAST, a Japanese grindhouse goodie about sexual torture in a convent. But first, John and Ely stop by for an in-depth review of the video game epic "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME". Send us questions, comments, suggestions: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 17: Diary Of The Duds

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:11:00 -0800

Jose is back with Jorge as they decide to do a different kind of episode. Instead of reviews of movies, they sit back and discuss horrible movies of all genres and what makes someone want to watch them and become a "Bad Movie Connoisseir". They even mention a few movies for the more adventerous out there to test their mettle on. Then Jessica shows up with some new release dvds and a review of the highly-anticipated George A. Romero film "DIARY OF THE DEAD"! NO SPOILERS! WE PROMISE!! Send us questions, comments, suggestions: Creepingmenace@hotmail.com

Episode 16: BLOOD-O-RAMA PT.2 of 2

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:04:00 -0800

Join Jose and Jorge for their most politically charged episode as they discuss the last two obscure-as-hell horror flicks on the Blood-o-Rama dvd: -"TORTURE CHAMBER OF DOCTOR SADISM" with a young Christopher Lee playing a living-dead sadist! -"BLACK MAMBA" a movie that is neither a killer snake or a blaxploitation film, but about how depressing the Philipeens can be. Plus, Jessica shows up at the beginning with a DVD heads up, and she and Jose review a couple of still-in-theater treats: -"CLOVERFIELD", which is a more badass and expensive version of the "BLAIR WITCH" movie! -and "JUNO", the so-funny-it-sucks Best Picture nominee! Send us questions, comments, and suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com Be Our Friend: http://www.myspace.com/creepingmenace

"RETURN TO HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL" Audio Commentary

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:31:00 -0800

Are you ready to return to the house on Haunted Hill? If so, then return with us! Join Jose, Jorge, Javier, Jessica, Elizabeth, John, and new reviewer Luis, as we give you a running commentary of the direct-to-dvd sequel starring Cerina Vincent(CABIN FEVER, IT WAITS), Jeffery Combs (DOCTOR MORDRID, THE 4400) and Erik Palladino (U-571, DEAD AND BREAKFAST). If you don't own the dvd, then rent it, or borrow it like we did! Let us know what you thought. Send us questions, comments, suggestions: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 15: BLOOD-O-RAMA PT.1 of 2

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:40:00 -0800

Jose is joined once again by his good buddy Jorge as they review the first two "lost classic" films in the Super Chiller Blood-O-Rama set put out by Image Entertainment. The first film is all about the exploits of a hook-handed immature psycho called "CLAW OF TERROR"! The second film is a snooze-fest about a haunted movie theater known as "BLOOD THEATER", but released as "MOVIE HOUSE MASSACRE". Send us Questions, Comments, and Suggestions: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 14: The Uwe Boll Project: The Spirits Within

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:44:00 -0800

Jose is joined by new reviewer Chris Smith for this episode and they tackle a quartet of films that have been argued about for centuries: -John Carpenter's masterful "THE THING"! - The pop-culture fuel known as "THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT"! - One of the most hated horror films of all time "THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD"! - And they try to decipher the plot of the CG animated "FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN"! And at the end, Jose is joined by a very special surprise guest for a review of Michael Keaton's comeback film "WHITE NOISE" and the straight-to-dvd "WHITE NOISE 2"! Send us questions, comments, and suggestions: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

EPISODE 13: Buried Alive with the Peanut Butter Solution

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:37:00 -0800

We're back with a super-sized review show, folks! Jose returns with Jessica, the Damsel in DV Distress, who has some more up-coming movie news for you film freaks, and they are joined by new reviewers Stephanie and Johnny to review a whole bunch of crazy crap. This episode features reviews of: -Robert Kurtzman's "BURIED ALIVE"! -The zany "FLIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD"! -Lucio Fulci's dance epic "MURDER ROCK"! -The gay rape thriller "CALVAIRE"! -The wonderfully perfect "BLACK SHEEP"! -And a review of the most-obscure, most-sought-after weirdo kid's films ever, ever made "THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION"! (If you have no idea what this film is, you owe it to yourself to listen to this show now!) Write us with questions, comments, or suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com

EPISODE 12: C. DAVIS SMITH, CULT SINEMATOGRAPHER PT. 2 of 2

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:08:00 -0800

We bring you the second half of our informatively epic interview with C. Davis Smith, a man who worked to shape the crazy grindhouse films of the 60s and 70s. This finally portion deals with C. Davis's own films and those other works of cinematic wildness that had nothing to do with Doris Wishman. A very special thanks goes out to Chris Smith for tracking down some of the sound bites used in this episode! Also, this features the first in our Video Game Reviews series, when Elizabeth and John join us to discuss the seminal RPG "FINAL FANTASY 7"! Drop us an email and tell us what you thought, or if you have a question for C. Davis, or have a video game you'd like us to review, send it here: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com

Episode 11: C. DAVIS SMITH, CULT SINEMATOGRAPHER Pt. 1 of 2

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:02:00 -0800

We bring you the 1st in our on-going Interview Series with an in-depth two-part interview with a man who spent most of his career behind the camera, shapping the way the roughie films of the 60s and 70s were shot. C. Davis Smith, or Chuch to his friends, has made a career shooting some of the worst (or best, depending on how you look at it) films of the grindhouse age, earning him the title of Cult Cinematographer. This first-half of the epic interview focuses mainly on the films C. Davis worked on for Sex-ploitation mainstay Doris Wishman. The most-prolific female director, who liked to make nudies movies, formed a strong bond with C. Davis, and that friendship makes for some great stories. If you're a fan of grindhouse cinema, or a film fan in general, then sit back, relax, and bathe in the stories from the roughie movie trenchies. Let us know what you though, or if you have questions for C. Davis, send them here: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com

EPISODE 10: JOHN McCLANE IS MY HOMEBOY!

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:01:00 -0800

Jose is joined once again by Javier, and the duo tear into an action-soaked review of the entire "DIE HARD" movie series. This episode is filled with bare-fisted fights and witty one-liners. Also, Jessica, the Damsel in DV Distress, shows up at the beginning to give you a runwdown on cool shit coming out to dvd, and the boys provide you with some news from the world of horror and sci-fi as an added bonus. So load up, make sure you have shoes on, and get ready to take on some of film history's greatest terrorists with our homeboy, John McClane.

Episode 9: The Mummy Diaries

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:14:00 -0800

Jose and Cinema Dave, our resident scholar, take on the curse of the Pharaohs when they tackle reviews of the six Universal Studios Mummy films, including everything from Boris Karloff and Lon Chaney Jr. to Abbot and Costello's meet up. They top things off with a review of Steven Sommers' Mummy remake popcorn flicks while they're at it. If your a mummy fan, this is the show for you. Write us with questions, comments, and suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com

EPISODE 8: Invasion of the Mist

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:32:00 -0800

Jose and Jessica bring you reviews of two classic 50's sci-fi golden oldies: "I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF" and "INVASION OF THE SAUCERMEN". Then the pair examines the genius of "FIDO", and discuss the damaging Christian Halloween documentary "HELL HOUSE". Finally, saving the best for last, they praise "THE MIST", the best horror film of 2007! Send emails with questions, comments, and suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com

Episode 7: Stephen King Retrospective

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:08:00 -0800

In honor of the release of the "THE MIST", Stephen King fanatic Jorge returns to join Jose in a look back at the best and worst of Stephen King adaptations. The show includes reviews of "IT", "DREAMCATCHER", "MISERY", and many more. Plus, we answer a fan question! Let us know what your favorite and least favorite Stephen King movie adaptation is or say whatever you damn well please at: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com The link to Jorge's book, now available: www.xlibris.com/Vacancy.html

Episode 6: Tod Browning Meets James Whale

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:16:00 -0800

Jose and new reviewer Cinema Dave, our resident film scholar, dissect "DRACULA" and "FREAKS", two of Todd Browning's most memorable films. Then the guys re-examine the James Whale horror classics "FRANKENSTEIN" and "BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN". It's a Universal Monster fest, so sit back, relax, and enjoy! Email us with comments and suggestions: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 5: SPIDER BABY ORGY

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:12:00 -0800

Jessica joins Jose as the DVD DAMSEL IN DISTRESS (or DAMSEL IN DVDISTRESS) with the word on new horror and sci-fi releases soon to crowd your overstuffed shelves. Then the lovely couple review the creepy classic "SPIDER BABY", discuss the dirty deeds of "MR. BROOKS", try to make sense out of "LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES" and warn you not to visit Spain during "VAMPIRE'S NIGHT ORGY"! Write in and tell us what you would like Jessica to be called (YOU HAVE THE POWER!): 1.) DVD DAMSEL IN DISTRESS 2.) DAMSEL IN DVDISTRESS 3.) DV DIVA EMAIL US AT: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com

Episode 4: Full Moon Entertainment Pt.2

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:47:00 -0800

New reviewer Jessica joins Jose and Javier in the beginning of the show to review a few new to dvd summer bummer blockbusters: "SPIDER-MAN 3" and "TRANSFORMERS". Then the boys finish their epic Full Moon Entertaiment retrospective by focusing on stand-alone classics like "BAD CHANNELS" and "ARCADE", and trashing junky crap like "GINGERDEAD MAN" and "EVIL BONG"! Email Comments & Suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com www.CreepingMenace.com

Episode 3: Full Moon Entertainment Pt.1

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:06:00 -0800

Jose and new reviewer Javier begin the first of a two-part Full Moon Entertainment retrospective. This epic first part delves into two of Full Moon's best known and best loved series: "TRANCERS" and "SUBSPECIES. Email comments and suggestions to: CreepingMenace@hotmail.com

Episode 2: MASTERS OF HORROR

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:13:00 -0800

Jose and Jorge discuss the best and worst of the first two seasons of Masters of Horror. The link to Jorge's book, now available: www.xlibris.com/Vacancy.html

Episode 1: ROB ZOMBIE NEEDS THERAPY

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:40:00 -0800

Jose Prendes and Jorge trash Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN, rejoice over THE MONSTER SQUAD, praise THE VIRGIN SPRING, and disagree over LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. The Link to Jorge's book, now available: www.xlibris.com/Vacancy.html